Come to Mars!
Proven to have liquid water!
About our planet
We are 141.6 million miles from the Sun! Nothing too extreme, it only would take around 1.9 years to travel to. There would be extremely high UV levels. Be sure not to get a sunburn and bring lots of SPF 1000 sunscreen! We also have 2 small, tiny moons! Named Phobos and Deimos. It is the 4th planet from the sun and takes 687 Earth days to revolve around the sun.
The cost
It isn't too costy, but hey, what do you expect to travel to another planet? It would take around $30...billion for a small rocket to $100 billion for a big one. $150- $267 million dollars for shelter, $13-$42 million for a year of food, or if you want, you can grow your own food for $15.4-$4.6 million dollars. It would take $209.71 for a 1 minute phone call or an average E-mail. It would take more to watch online videos. For example, it would take $37,244 to watch "Gangam Style" on Youtube in High-def. But hey, even though this all seems a little pricey, look on the bright side! It will only 4 pennies to send a single text message! Cheaper than Earth! So in all, it would take around $48-$121 billion dollars for a single trip! Nothing to extreme...
What do we have here?
Nothing! We are inviting you to join the start of a new civilization! There is nothing there except a few robots roaming the surface. There is frozen ice at the polar caps, so you can try to go there and drink some water. There is lots of canyons and volcanoes if you want to bring some climbing gear. We also have the tallest mountain in the solar system, Olympus Mons, so definitely bring some climbing gear. But there are crazy dust storms that start in a few hours and cover the whole planet in just a few days. And it would take weeks to fully expand itself. So definitely watch out for that. And 99% of the planet's gas is carbon dioxide, so be sure to bring your favorite plants! They sure have a heck of a time there!
Is it all worth it?
100%. And if you don't like it, we have a 5% money back guarantee. $121 billion dollars for a trip to mars? You won't believe how much you saved after you went there. And if you want the whole family to go, you save 2% for every person you take with you! Bring 50 people or more, only costs $48 billion dollars per person! That's a great discount, almost triple to original amount. You can pay online right now at Paypal. Just insert the money on your credit card, and if you can't pay off your debt, we'll pay half of it in 200 years if you don't pay it by the time. So all in all, it's worth it, and you'll enjoy it and have the best time of your life. And if you don't, 5% money back guarantee!
Come to Mars!
All in all, there's lots of adventures here! Here's some tips of what to bring: Heavy sweaters for the -80 degrees Fahrenheit, climbing gear to climb the highest mountains in the Solar system, and we have a tour bus that runs on electricity! You can navigate around the planet if you pay $100 for every minute on the bus! So bring some cash! It's pretty expensive for the bus because it is an ultra super speed bus that looks extremely cool colored blue and black, that can travel 1/10 the speed of light! It also have extremely comfortable sofas and a HD TV with cable!
We are Mars!
We are not responsible any injuries, deaths, theft, damage, loss, frostbites, hypothermia, or any type of sickness. We do not recommend you to come if you are pregnant, have brain disorder, or any type of contagious disease such as Ebola, HIV, etc... We extremely recommend you to wear clothing that you would when you go ski, or even better, when you're going to the moon. You need to buy the thickest jackets you can find, and wear 5 of them at once. Please do not go outside your territory that we will provide without clothes. If you do, you will get kicked out of our planet without a question, or refund. If you do not enjoy the vacation and has a reasonable excuse, we will have a 5% money back guarantee.
Email: Trip_To_Mars@yahoo.com
Website: TripToMars.com
Location: Mars
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