Bunbury
Mystical art
The Art of Bunbarying
Bunburying is an art created in 1895. Bunburying is portraying another person who you make up. (For example pretending to have an uncle called Joseph who lives elsewhere, but you actually are that person in that other place.)
Bunburying is used to be two people at once. The goal is to be two places at once. Not literally though just pull it off smoothly.Famous Bunbryist
On the left is Matt Damon.
On the right is Mark Wahlberg.
Famous Bunburyist
On the right Zachary Quinto
Famous Bunburyist
On the right is Steve Wozniak
Steps to being a Bunburist.
Now the steps to being a bunburyist.
Name your counterpart
Give reasons to “visit” your counterpart
Do not Bunbury with more than two counterparts
Have a cause to bunbury
Always come up with excuses
Use time wisely
Do not have a relationship. (Unless giving up Bunburying)
Good memory is important
Have a lot of money
Have a private place only for yourself.
Categories of Steps To Bunbury
- Name your counterpart
- Do not have a relationship
- Give reasons to "visit" your counterpart
- Have a cause to Bunbury
- Have a lot of money
- Have a good memory
- Have a private place to yourself.
- Time consumption is spent wisely
- Have a cause to Bunbury
- Do not Bunbury with more than two counterparts
Problems & Solutions To Bunburying
Problems That May Be Encountered
Someone may get to discover all of your counterparts
You fall in love.
Too many people know you
Both of your counterparts have to be at a certain place at the same time.
You go broke so you cannot support one of your counterparts.
You meet two people at the same time, each one with a different counterpart, and you meet them both at the same place.
Your super secret place of solitude is discovered.
You trust your friend to much and tell him you are a Bunburyist.
Someone pretends to be the person you are pretending to be.
You die.
During the funeral they discover who you realy are.
Solutions To The Difficulties Encountered
He might disappear from an “accident”.
Tell people you are a Zoophile.
Do not be a friendly person.
Cancel with the least expected counterpart to attend at this place.
Make one counterpart a hobo for a while.
Try to ignore them and make it seem like you have never seen them in your life.
Never come back to that place. Just leave and setup up a super secret place elsewhere.
You will have to make an accident happen again.
Another accident will have to happen.
- You cannot stop death. Tough Luck.
- It will not matter you are dead.