Safety And Data Sheet
Element: Ericum
Element Information
Element name: Ericium
Atomic Mass: 14.6
Symbol: Em
Discoverer: Dr. Eric Lam
Occurrence: highly concentrated deposits located in metals and extremely low quantities in water
Physical Properties
Surface Properties: Hard, solid element with a lustrous coating, usually green
Boils when: it comes in contact with lots of homework
Melts when: it hears people scratching chalk boards with their nails
Can cause: light headedness if it tackles another atom
Specimen can be found in various states:
A. Sad when the Cowboys lose
B. Happy when the Cowboys win
Becomes stubborn and unyielding when: people bother him
Chemical Properties
Is repelled by: Big Mac
Is attracted to: Football
May explode spontaneously when: other things explode
Requires copious amounts of food and Gatorade
Is inert if: the teacher tells it not to move
Will repel: annoying atoms
Is impervious to: what the Eagles claim to do this year