CLASSIFIED
Looking for insightful individuals who know atomic theory!
HELP WANTED
Atomix is looking for innovative individuals who can bring a myriad of knowledge to our organization. Tasks include developing new methods of nuclear energy as well atomic defense systems to protect our nation in a time of turmoil. Your position with our company will be classified and on a need-to-know basis.
You must love and know everything about Atomic Theory. What you don't yet know about Atomic Theory, you will learn. It is your best friend.
Gold foil experiments are your favorite pastime. When you hear the words "gold" and/or "foil", you get butterflies in the pit of your stomach. Gold foil must be your key to fame.
You think radioactive stuff is fun. Very fun. In fact, radioactive stuff is so fun that you may even write a book about radioactive transformations!