Mine Garden CO.
Mines we got 'Em
Mines!!!
Are you tired of your family getting hurt by the asteriod? Well we have mines we are giving away to all sorts of people, so you wont get injured when the asteriod hits!!
They will keep you alive for the rest of your life!!
Where
Central tower in Tokyo, Japan!!
When
Mine sales start at 7:36PM every Friday the 13th!!
Why
To keep your life going for at least 80 more years!!
Try it now!!!!
The mines are 24 hour protected from: packs of wild dogs, gangs, terrorists, and extremeists. You are guarenteed to stay alive!!!
Join us at our Tokyo location
Email: mines@theharlemshake.ca
Website: minecraft.ca
Location: Tokyo Disneyland Station, Chiba Prefecture, Japan
Phone: (269) 581-9581