Suave: The Best Shampoo Created
By: Farah Merchant
Rags to Riches
Once upon a time there was a girl who had the most ugliest hair in the entire world. Her hair was so ugly that she had no boyfriend and her only friend was her rat who would have run away if it had the opportunity. Then one day she decided to go to Walmart to fix her hair, but was so lost and needed help. A sweet old granny decided to help her with her rat's nest that she called hair. She told her to use Suave shampoo. She said it would make her hair so gorgeous it would be something people died for and it would definitely get her a boyfriend. She decided to try it because how bad could it get. As soon as she starting using it she got instant results. Her hair became smooth, shiny, and silky, something every boy died for. She was transformed into Cinderella after the bidipi-boppity-boo. Everywhere she walked a guy would flirt with her. Later he found a guy she liked and they feel in love and lived happily ever after. (Until they had children).
Ratings and Price
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Results After Suave
Barbie loves Suave so much that she always uses it, and Ken can't even separate himself from her. She told us that she's 100 years old, but looks so young because of her hair.
Taylor's career started because of her hair. People found her hair so gorgeous that they could not resist. That's why Taylor has a lot of boyfriends and even if she dumps one they don't get mad because they love her hair so much.
Demi told us that Suave was the best shampoo ever. She said that because of Suave she could dye her hair whatever color she wanted, and nothing would look bad. She says that without Suave she wouldn't have ever gone through her Neon Lights Tour.