Please Don't Eat That.
(On Leftovers and Life Everlasting)
(from Maryanne's blog)
You see, my darling husband operates under the dangerous delusion that refrigerated food lives forever. His trusting nature leaves him vulnerable to aged-out leftovers that he deems immortal (“It’s still good…It’s been in the fridge!”). That’s why I am forced to clean out the refrigerator very often—not because I want to, not because I enjoy it, and certainly not because I’m a tidy person. I clean it out for my husband’s safety. If I ever decide to hasten his death, all I have to do is skip cleaning the fridge for a month and he’ll die from eating hairy, moldy taco salad. Just today, I was dismayed to discover he’d polished off last week’s corn on the cob. Delicious, he assured me. Deadly, I corrected him.
Newsflash, sweet and entertaining husband of mine...
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The Next Several Weeks
September 13-16.......Revival @ New Prospect Baptist Church (Leivasy, West Virginia)
September 20-23.......Revival @ Meadow Grove Baptist Church (Dawson, West Virginia)
October 1-3.......Cowboy Church @ KMH Horsemanship Clinic (Yadkinville, North Carolina)
October 5-8.......Revival @ Laurel Knob Baptist Church (Jefferson, North Carolina)
October 11-14.......Revival @ Mt. Olivet Baptist Church (Charleston, West Virginia)
October 18.......Tuckerdale Baptist Church (Lansing, North Carolina)
October 24-25.......Cowboy Church @ ACTHA Ride (Crossville, Tennessee)
So here's to you, here's to Rocky the Rav4, and here's to the next 300,000 miles!