榮耀大壩榮耀中國榮耀歸給馮總 - GLORY TO THE DAM

由香港基爾加丹董生產 - Produced by Hong Kil Dong

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The Impact Of China's Failure That Is NOT Recognized As A Failure Because You Will Promptly Die If You DO!

The great Chinese empire has constructed another magnificent feat. We have created the worlds largest power station!... at the small expense of thousands of precious historical artifacts and homes of people who hated the state... so its ok. But in the case that it wasn't ok, lets bring to light the problems associated with our perfect dam. Although we have tamed the great Yangtze river in the same fashion as the children in our factories, we have encountered the problem of nutrient loss in agricultural regions east of the dam. Farms rely on the Yangtze for nutrients, which have now been taken by our concrete monstrosity. Our wonderful dam has also created a large red reservoir on the other side, sinking entire villages and historic Anti-State Buddhist monuments underwater. We have had now no choice but to relocate everyone to new areas, and if they dis-agree they can enjoy the lovely option of a Himalayan gulag.
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THE FUTURE OF THE MAO-LAND

As foreseen by Captain Wei and the great General Feng the future of China is a clear path to victory. But in the case that it is not, we must analyze. The Three Gorges Dam slowly sucks the life out of South-East China soil. Our agricultural empire will fail and will result in a crisis similar to the Soviet Union. Bread lines that serve food will not even be an option at one point and even the state will not have food. We will have to resort to Godzirra hunting for meat. (We will have to lose our Communist ways and become a sane nation.)
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World Geo Questions

Level 1: What religion do the lost monuments belong to?


Level 2: How does China's Communist beliefs tie in with their view on the Three Gorges Dam?