Amazing Vacation only for the Japs!
Escape from all the Pearl Harbor drama on the west coast !
Just relax and let the desert-like beauty mesmerize you !
It will be just like a expedition to the Grand Canyon ! Even better !
COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE !
Just give all your money and all your personal items to the soldiers in charge of escorting you safely to the amazing camp grounds.
No worries for hygiene. Showers , bathrooms and a healthy ambience is provided by the soldiers who constantly watch you as you sleep.
It will be like Christmas !
With all the searchlights always shining , and the love always felt as you and your family will be crowded like penguins feeling each others body heat.
No worries , you will be protected
No more worries about people breaking in your house !
No more worries abot your wife cheating on you !
Everyone is a witness in the crowded camps .
Those pesky children are always surveilled for you, and you can just relax because of the free daycare!
Testimonials
Shing Hao
The soldiers were really nice and escorted me with their guns to the camp for safety "
Ming cha
" Since my daughters started going to the internment camps she learned to share the love of heart mountain with her peers as she played pattycake on the long carpet of beutiful gold grass "
Cholo Janselugly
" Well I'm mexican what can I say , I already dont have any rigths in the US "
Come visit us now!
This exclusive offer is mandatory !
Book your nice mandatory vacation today !
BUT REMEMBER......
COME HERE OR GET SHOT !!!!!
( Thats how good these vacations are )
Email: hitlerismydad@yahoo.com
Website: hell.com
Location: 666 Heller Place, San Jose, CA
Phone: 1-800-666