The Seven Commandments
Four legs good, two legs bad!
No. 1
Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy.
No. 2
Whatever goes on four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No. 3
No animal shall wear clothes.
No. 4
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No. 5
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No. 6
No animal shall kill any other animal
No. 7
All animals are equal.