Shit Day
Celebrate ass waste on Shit Day!
Shit day
Have you ever wanted to celebrate about the waste that comes out of your ass? Now you can!
Only on Shit Day can you find food so good, it tastes just like shit! Also, to celebrate our tenth Shit Day so far, you can enter our community pool filled with the finest shit for free!
Agenda
1:30 - Take a shit
2:00 - Take a shit
2:30 - Take a shit
3:00 - Take a shit
After-Party Services
When the party's all over, clean up the "mess" as fast as possible with our exclusive after-party services. Only on Shit Day do you get a 25% discount on all purchases!
Website: humanflushcrew.com
Phone: 555-555-5555
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