Brands for Frands

By: Erin Kaufmann

Do you ever feel like an outsider or like no one pays attention to you? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then I have the solution for you! Buy name brands!! You can get the exact same merchandise that you are buying now, but they'll have fancy names on them. They may be substantially more expensive than what you have now, but the reaction you will get will be priceless! People will start noticing you and will start to appreciate your trendy style. Who needs to save money for college anyways? Your new brand name items will outweigh the consequences of not having financial security. Brand names will make you very popular. You might be wearing the same clothes as before, but now because you they have a popular brand on them, they will be so much cuter.