99% Authentic Holy Relics For Sale

Only 99$ or buy one get the second for 98$. Limited Supply

Come to hear my surmon for a small fee and leave with your very own holy relic.

These relics are not immetations nor are they duplicates. If you cant trust your local Pardoner, who can you trust? You can trust that the money you give me will be used to sowe the fruits of our lord. I will also have pardons for sale at the Tabard Inn.
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**FOR SALE** LIMITED TIME OFFER

**ITEMS FOR SALE**

COME TO THIS EVENT TO GET YOUR SINS PARDONED AND TO GET YOUR HOLY RELICS

Come out to have your sins forgiven

I will be meeting with a group of people at the Tabard Inn in Southwark. If the crowd is large enough i will tell my famous tale of the three rioters and their greed. i also have pardons for sale at the low price of 25$ per pardon.