The Solution to Child Obesity
and Increasing Young Peoples' Self-Esteem
Schools will monitor weight gain each month. Like the standards our high school kids now have to complete to pass a class, kids will have to weigh a certain amount before they can move up a grade. Weigh-ins will occur just like on our favorite reality shows we want our children to look up to. At the end of the year, there will be a final weigh-in. These will be equivalent to standardized tests, like the MCA. If it ever gets to the point where kids try to rebel and deny eating the greasy, delicious food, it would be simple to get them to be obedient. School administration would force-feed the children through tubes. After a few times of this, all of the children will learn to eat all of the food they are given.