Written by Ashwin Mayilvahanan
(moaning in pleasure)
Woman 2 (outraged):
Excuse me! This is a supermarket! You two need to get a
No we don’t.
Oh, God! You smell incredible! Maybe I’ll join in!
Renegade cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody
tells a renegade what to do.
(sound of man urinating)
Sir! That tree is -not- a bathroom!
(sound of liquid splattering)
Oh! Not my shoes!
The Renegade man goes where he wants, does what he wants, whenever he wants. For the smell of an individual,