Renegade Cologne
Written by Ashwin Mayilvahanan
Woman 1:
(moaning in pleasure)
Woman 2 (outraged):
Excuse me! This is a supermarket! You two need to get a
room!
Man 1:
No we don’t.
Man 2:
Renegade!
Woman 2:
Oh, God! You smell incredible! Maybe I’ll join in!
Man 2:
Renegade cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody
tells a renegade what to do.
(sound of man urinating)
Woman 3:
Sir! That tree is -not- a bathroom!
Man 1:
Oh... really...
(sound of liquid splattering)
Woman 3:
Oh! Not my shoes!
Man 2:
Renegade!
Man 2:
The Renegade man goes where he wants, does what he wants, whenever he wants. For the smell of an individual,
it’s Renegade.