Renegade Cologne

Written by Ashwin Mayilvahanan

Woman 1:

(moaning in pleasure)

Woman 2 (outraged):

Excuse me! This is a supermarket! You two need to get a
room!

Man 1:

No we don’t.

Man 2:

Renegade!

Woman 2:

Oh, God! You smell incredible! Maybe I’ll join in!

Man 2:

Renegade cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody
tells a renegade what to do.

(sound of man urinating)

Woman 3:

Sir! That tree is -not- a bathroom!

Man 1:

Oh... really...

(sound of liquid splattering)

Woman 3:

Oh! Not my shoes!

Man 2:

Renegade!

Man 2:

The Renegade man goes where he wants, does what he wants, whenever he wants. For the smell of an individual,
it’s Renegade.