Material Safety and Data Sheet
Boils when people have extreme ignorance.
Melts when classes are fun.
Can cause jealousy when it answers lots of questions.
Specimens can be found in many states:
Happy when music is being played.
Bored when lesson isn't fun.
Angry when teachers repeat things a lot.
Is attracted to labs with chemicals
May explode spontaneously when people take forever on tests
Requires copious amounts of food
Will repel work when possible
Is impervious to lies