The Great Schism of Christianity
by that one guy you know.
Roman Catholic Church
We got: The Vatican, a church full of zombies (and when I say "zombies" I mean a ton of people that we have under our control). The Pope. And pictures.
Eastern Orthodox Church
We got: The Hagia Sophia. The Patriarch. And a lack of pictures because we are big boys and girls and we do not read picture books anymore.