Are you alive?

(Hopefully)

If you answered yes, then you are eligible for stuff you have to be alive to be eligible for.

If you are dead, don't feel left out. If you lived a respectable life, you still might be eligible for stuff too. You could win the congressional medal of honor, or you could be eligible for a humongous tomb-stone, or a grand funeral.

YOU COULD BE ELIGIBLE FOR

STAY ALIVE!

Being alive is great. You get to have fun, get humiliated, and then die.

THIS IS FUN

If you are older, then you can find out what you're eligible for by searching through all this tech-no stuff below and above.