Dr. I know nothing
giving advice since 2000 B.C.
Dear Dr. I know nothing
I have read your column for years but never thought I would be writing to you. I tried going to tour meetings of Women who love to much but I'm still hurting, so I thought Maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to even be in the same room with me, he'd rather kiss a dog. He is also in love with a different girl than me, who is my best friend and he wants to marry her. Could you help me get into a relationship with him.
sincerely,
Dumb Lover
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Dear, Dumb Lover
Dear Dumb lover, You have problems like many other people. Lucky for you I can help you out with those problems you have. So lets get started. First, you should ease off of him so he will feel less anoyed. Unfortunately you might have to spend less time with him.
You should also try to act charming infront of him: be yourself,be polite, or be kind. He wont feel like your stupid or trying to be a better person tha anyone else, but he might not like a charming personality so he still might not like you
If you use this advice he might like you more. Although if you look at my title you would know why I would be wrong. Goodbye.
sincerely,
Dr. I know nothing