LITTLE KID UP FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
Yesterday aproximatly at 3pm, a little boy named roal dahl put a rat in a jar and nearly killed the poor women. But luckly she lived to tell the tale they are now searching for roal dahl and his 3 little friends.
MRS PRATCHET: these little buggers were in my sweet shop yesterday and they put a rat in the jar they did.It nearly scared me to death literly i nearly had a heart attack those buggers should be in jail.
ROALD DAHL:it wasnt me that did it im just a kid how could i kill an old helpless lady and this aswell she raps all our lollies in scrungy old newspaper with her coal like dirty hands i think that she diserves it anyway and theres no proof that i did it anyway so that all.