Help Wanted: President of the USA
by Ade Arjona
Well we can't just hire anybody for Commander-in-Chief.
- experience in government or high military rank
- be able to raise lots of money
- mental stability (it can be a stressful job)
- be a fit for a political party
The Capital of the Country
You get to live smack dab in the middle of the beautiful city of Washington D.C.
Need a Retreat
Camp David is there for your weekend getaway needs
Home Sweet Home
Just look at that front lawn, and you don't even need to mow it yourself.
Beyond Power and Fame...
The salary for President caps at $400,000 a year and you get to live in the White House, no rent or lease necessary. It includes a jogging track, swimming pool, putting green and more. Plus the added perks of your own woodland retreat, Camp David.