Help Wanted: President of the USA

by Ade Arjona

Requirements for the Job

  • must be a natural born citizen
  • at least 35 years old
  • have been a resident of the US for 14 years

Why? Article II Section 1 of the US Constitution.

Experience Requirements

Well we can't just hire anybody for Commander-in-Chief.

  • experience in government or high military rank
  • be able to raise lots of money
  • mental stability (it can be a stressful job)
  • be a fit for a political party

Beyond Power and Fame...

The salary for President caps at $400,000 a year and you get to live in the White House, no rent or lease necessary. It includes a jogging track, swimming pool, putting green and more. Plus the added perks of your own woodland retreat, Camp David.