The middle of awesomeness

Home of the Aztec and Maya

Don't sacrifice your time and money going anywhere else. This is the place to be!

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I loved everything about Mesoamerica! I can't decide which I liked more; the women that I stole, the gold that I stole, or that God was happy that I converted these heathen to a real religion. They didn't even care that we brought a disease that killed millions of people and wiped their civilization out. Awesome!

-Hernan Cortes

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Come for our beautiful scenery, punctual calendars, large temples, roads, unique customs, large amounts of gold and horrifyingly gory human sacrifice ceremonies!
Meso American Ancient Civilizations in 17 Minutes