Mesoamerica!

The middle of awesomeness

Home of the Aztec and Maya

Don't sacrifice your time and money going anywhere else. This is the place to be!

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Testimonials:

I loved everything about Mesoamerica! I can't decide which I liked more; the women that I stole, the gold that I stole, or that God was happy that I converted these heathen to a real religion. They didn't even care that we brought a disease that killed millions of people and wiped their civilization out. Awesome!


-Hernan Cortes

Come visit!

Come for our beautiful scenery, punctual calendars, large temples, roads, unique customs, large amounts of gold and horrifyingly gory human sacrifice ceremonies!
Meso American Ancient Civilizations in 17 Minutes