Generic Newspaper title (subtle)
September 29 2001
Mosque burns down!
Tragedy strikes in the mosque down mangrove middle school when mangrove student Bobby Brinkmann and another student who will be anonymous for the time being, burnt down a mosque with lit bottles. Luckily another two attendees of the mangrove middle school, Jake Green and Sameed Madina, quickly smashed the bottles before more could be thrown and Bobby was apprehended by them before he could do more damage. There were no deaths.
The coral springs deputy comments "This foolish boy thought burning a mosque down solve the twin tower tragedy. Whats sadder is that his parents approve." Dale Brinkmann commented that he was proud of his son and his quote was a bit too disturbing to include. Both him and his son have been filed with criminal charges.
Etika's reaction to this.
JAR JAR'S reaction
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Tailo ren's reaction.
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Star Wars Attack of the Clones.
After the "success" of the Phantom Menace, George Lucas is in the works for Star Wars Attack of the Clones! As Anakin Skywalker completes his training, the Jedi order discover the existence of a clone army. For them. Obi Wan Kenobi goes to investigate this ordeal, but the truth may seem darker than it seems.......
"George Lucas heard the complaints of the fans from the AWFUL Phantom Menace, but will he fix them?" Says many fans.