Single and Ready to Flamingle!
By Reece Iannacone
Hey, my name is Tim-Bob, and I'm single and ready to flamingle! I am a male flamingo who is about 3 feet tall, including my legs ;). My diet consists of anything and everything pink, so if you enjoy pink foods, I'm the man for you. My favorite singer is Pink, and my favorite song by her is "Today is the Day" because today is the day I get a new girlfriend.
I am looking for a female amphibian to flamingle with. In specific a frog. I am looking for a from that is unfroggetable. You are quite ribbiting, literally. If you fit any or all of these definitions, I think you would be a perfect match for me!