Vote Edward the First
Courageous and Fierce
To all of the great men and women, I wish to be reelected as your king. While holding the position of king, my goals are to increase the market enterprise, lower taxes, and to take control over any lands that dare face me in the name of England. All other candidates are weak and feeble compared to myself. I am a worthy ruler of the throne. Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true even while you are completely and utterly under my control. Just as a notice, all those who dare oppose me will be hung and/or accused of witchcraft. May the Lord be with you.