Personal Dinosaur
when you're in need, Call our breed
The Best Dinosaurs In Town
At Personal Dinosaur we have only the best dinosaurs for you. Ones that will eat the lousy neighborhood cats to the ones that will help you start the monstrous grill.
Dinosaur Schedule
Monday- 9:00 to 5:00
Tuesday- 9:00 to 5:30
Wednesday- 6:00 to 1:45
Thursday- 7:00 to 3:15
Friday- 8:15 to 3:15
No Weekends
Some Of Our Top Dinosaurs
Bob
Good at catching wild cats and noisy chihuahuas. Scared to death of mice make sure there are none on the premises.
Jimmy
Great at doing absolutely nothing!
John
Away from home security specialist. If you are away for the holidays or on vacation John will keep house safe at all cost (not guaranteed in tact). Also Requires Bubble Bath
Garunteed the Best dinosaur you will ever see!!
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Really!?!?!
A: Yes. Really.
Q: How many Dinosaurs do you have?
A: Enough.
We are Personal Dinosaur
Email: WeRDino@Saur.com
Website: WeRDino.com
Location: 458 pwaygwnd stet
Phone: 187-851-9456
Twitter: @WERDINO