Travelocities Great Mexico Deal!
only 999.99!!!, and get the worst hotel there!
get fancy treatment and head to the many beaches!
get a no expenses paid trip to the many, beaches, creepy shrines(with mummies!!!), overly crowded cities( take Gaunajuato for example), and a volcano named teotihuacan!
remember, only $999.99!
get the fanciest restrooms we can offer!
travelocity will drop this out of the sky, right to your staying area* *porta potties cost 1 million extra
we can get you the best hotels that mexico will let us use!
unfortunately, mexico has much fancier hotels...
we'll even send proper cuisine if you don't like mexican food!
we can send you american food from: Mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, runza, KFC, and more of your favorites!
not used to the different climates and diseases?
don't worry! we have you covered! we can have a nearby hospital give you the proper vaccines, extra painfully, and we can even send you our top-of-the-line weather control systems!
we are not exactly sure if you survive...
contact us for more information on the shoddy deals we can give!
please call, we're so loneley...
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