Travelocities Great Mexico Deal!

only 999.99!!!, and get the worst hotel there!

get fancy treatment and head to the many beaches!

get a no expenses paid trip to the many, beaches, creepy shrines(with mummies!!!), overly crowded cities( take Gaunajuato for example), and a volcano named teotihuacan!
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remember, only $999.99!

not used to the different climates and diseases?

don't worry! we have you covered! we can have a nearby hospital give you the proper vaccines, extra painfully, and we can even send you our top-of-the-line weather control systems!

we are not exactly sure if you survive...

contact us for more information on the shoddy deals we can give!

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