Material Safety Data Sheet
Element: Metzcury
Emily Metzger 4th Period
Symbol: Mz
Atomic Mass: 82kg
Discovered by: Mr. and Mrs. Metzger 15 years ago
Occurrence: Highly concentrated deposits found in Seaside, Florida and in front of a computer screen. Extremely low quantities found in swimming pools. Element does not react well to H20.
Physical Properties
- Surface is fair with dark, wavy hair. Also has hazel eyes and braces too!
- Boils when little brother comes into room without knocking.
- Melts when there is no homework!
- Can cause happiness if Element gets a car for 16th birthday.
- Specimens can be found in various states:
B. Happy when being with loving family.
- Becomes stubborn and unyielding when told to clean Element's room.
Chemical Properties
- Is repelled by black and green olives.
- Is attracted to a sale at Nordstrom!
- May explode spontaneously when people make noise in a movie theater.
- Requires copious amounts of time to cheer.
- Is inert if in bed on a rainy day.
- Will repel to body odor and other repulsive smells.
- Is impervious to any negativity about achieving Element's goals.