A Guide to Bunburying
By S. Blair
What is Bunburying?
How do I know if Bunburying is right for me?
- constantly find yourself wanting to get out of social events?
- want to marry someone under someone else's name because your family despises them?
- need a reason to get out of town because you didn't pay your bills...again?
- want to have a new set of friends?
- want a fresh start on adulthood?
Then getting a Bunbury might be a good idea for you.
Section One: Preparing to Bunbury
Determine what you want to gain from your dual identity. Whether it's an escape from your current life or the chance to start a new one, having an idea of what you want to accomplish is a good idea.
Make yourself a checklist to separate your lives. Color code the checklist so you know which life is which.
Section Two: Setting up your Dual Identity
Give your dual identity a name and personality.
Try these links below!
Find a place for your "Bunbury" to live and give them a connection to you.
Build relationships with people as your Bunbury.
TIP!
Make sure the people you make relationships with as your Bunbury have no relation to people in your real life as this will create complications if your friends ever want you to meet yourself as a Bunbury.
Section Three: Taking Precautions to Being Caught
Anytime you come close to getting caught or come to a close conversation about your Bunburying, use an excuse to get out of a bad situation or excuse your absence from a scene.
Don't let people take your pictures or relate anything to either of your lives.
If people take your pictures, there's a chance that people from your life as a Bunbury will see and ask questions. Relating things to yourselves will complicate things and lead to a LOT of explanations.
Follow These Rules and Enjoy Having a Bunbury!
Do's
- Keep your life as a Bunbury and your real life separate.
- Be cautious of what you say.
- Be secretive.
- Make excuses.
Don'ts
- Let people take pictures of you.
- Be friends with people you're friends with outside of Bunburying.
- Be careless.
- Be too open.
- Use your name as your Bunbury's name.
Questions?
Email: hashtagyolo@bunburyists.com
Website: bunburyists.com
Phone: (666)123-4567
Facebook: facebook.com/Bunburyingiscooluntilyougetcaught
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