Love advice from the Love Guru

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Hopeless love

Dear The Love Guru

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much' but I'm still hurting ,so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me and I found out he is going to marry my best friend. But I'm still drawn to him and when I see him my cheeks go red and my heart beats faster. He thinks that I'm an ugly stalker what should I do?

-Hopeless Crazy Wanna be Lover

Best Love advice

Dear,Hopeless wanna be lover, thank for turning to me the Love Guru, I mean it happened to me in India. But any way, I have two of my favorite options .

The first option is to get over Demetrius and forget him. One he might like you again, he'll also think that you aren't stalking him. Here is some things to stop : Don't follow him,Don't eat the same thing as him, and especially don't annoy him at all he'll never like you again. He also might be jealous that you forget him. if you forget him you might forget your obsession over him. Cons: You might start your obsession again and never forget him because if someone is obsessed over that person they will never stop their obsession. The second option is get the flower. I mean you could get anyone to love like Demetrius. I bet someone pored the flower juice on Lysander. So if you poor it on Demetrius he might never ever break your heart again and he'll love you until you die so that's a win-win. But here is the problem, the guy you might poor it on might look some where else and fall in love with some thing else because if that thing makes a noise it might wake it up also it might take a long time to look for it. For a fairy it will take about close to an hour and fairy's are fast.But here is a faster way you can buy it from my shop online the Love help for just about $100.

I think all of these should work except getting the flower. I wish you luck and comm end for trying these three option.

Sincerely , the Love Guru