Multiple Personalities Disorder

By: Megan O'Steen and Erica Winters | PD. 8

OUR PERSON:

Our person is Gertrude Rudegert. She is a 30 year old Caucasian woman who is shy and insecure. Her mental disorder was triggered when she was 6 years old. Gertrude was following a squirrel in the park listening to the violin when she came across a newspaper coated in red. Gertrude thought it was paint so when she went to pick it up she surprised to see an Asian man's head. Children screamed all around her and she went into shock for 2 weeks.

PERSONALITY ONE: FIFI FRUMPLES

This personality is triggered by squirrels. When she see's them, Gertrude gets on all fours, barks, howls and chases after the squirrel. Fifi comes out if hits her head or someone says her name three times in a row.

PERSONALITY TYPE TWO: GRANDPA LARY PENNY

Grandpa Larry is triggered by newspapers. If Gertrude see's someone reading them, or see's a newspaper stand, she hunches over as if she is walking with a cane and starts speaking in an old mans voice. Larry is on a journey to find his marbles that he lost years ago. Gertrude only comes out of this personality when she sees marbles.

PERSONALITY THREE: GABE EBAG

This personality is triggered by seeing the color red. Gabe cries uncontrollably and blabbers incoherent words like a toddler. Gabe runs around screaming and slapping people. She only come out of trance when she is in water.

PERSONALITY TYPE FOUR: BRIANNA BANANA

Brianna is triggered by Asian people. Brianna is an evil 12 year old girl who is obsessed with Justin Bieber. When she is Brianna, she is convinced she is married to Justin. She is bossy, entitled and sassy. Brianna only comes out of this trance when she eats food

PERSONALITY TYPE FIVE: MONTY ARTICHOKE

Monty is triggered by hearing a child screaming. Monty is a Canadian enthusiast who is kind. This personality comes out when she sees maple syrup.

PERSONALITY TYPE SIX: AUNT PETUNYA

Is triggered by hearing someone play the violin. Aunt Petunya runs and destroys where the sound is coming from. Only comes out of trance when the object is destroyed.