Wingy's Wings

The Authentic Wings That Will Make You Soar

Wingy's Wings

Everyone knows about how the birds are invited to the big feast in the sky. Can you imagine if that were you? Well with Wingy's Wings that CAN be you! These beautiful wings are hand crafted and made out of genuine Eagle wings. It can turn any unfortunate, wingless being into a high soaring creature. Get your wings today for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling when you call 555-0128. The Authentic Wings That Will Make You Soar!

Warning: Stop using Wingy's Wings if your ego begins to grow faster than your common sense and you start to become a selfish egomaniac---for the wings will begin to deteriorate.(that's just how the cookie crumbles---or should I say wings!)