Come to Pluto!
It's not considered a planet anymore
Can you live on Pluto?
No, you cannot live on Pluto . But you can visit. The travel agency has made it so that you can visit the amazingly intense temperatures. Because of the distance from Pluto from the sun ( 3,670,050,000 ). It is -375° degrees Fahrenheit, It's like on big ice skating rink. We have cut the time it will take you to get there much shorter. It will only take you 3 hours to get there. We have added a hotel, you will have fresh air, heat, and a shower. You will have wifi and tv because you know...Bright House. We will include your own car to drive around in ( you can choose between Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, or a BMW). You can do all of this for the low price of 1.2 million dollars, but if you call now we will throw in your own personal Martian butler.
What will you be required to wear?
We want you to have a good time and stay alive, so we will provide you with suits. You can order in advance and you will be able to choose the color of your suit and decorate your suit. When you are in your hotel room you can take off your suit and change into regular clothes because you will have oxygen.
What is the atmosphere composed of ?
This beautiful planet is made up of methane, nitrogen, and poisonous carbon monoxide. But we have scooped up some air from earth and we will supply you with two bottles of air. You can buy more for $20 a bottle. But if you order now with every purchase you will only have to pay $19.99 a bottle.
What things can you do there?
You can go to our shopping mall - the mall of Pluto- and we have many stores including , Forever Pluto, Abrepluto, Aeropluto, Martians Bridal, J.C Pluto, and many more. You may also go to Pluto theater, we have all of the latest movies. Including ,How to become a better martian, Martian 101, The Martian games, Alien Attack,Elaine v.s. the killer martian, and many more to come! We have also added a store and inside that store is a place where you can rent a space ship for 3-5 hours. Because Pluto has 5 moon,we will include a professional martian who knows his way around the atmosphere. He will take you to the moon and you can go on a scavenger hunt. Part of the scavenger hunt is finding a bottle of air. The person who finds it can have that bottle free ( other than handling fees which are $20 )
How would humans protect themselves on the planet?
We will provide everyone with a freeze ray ( like the one from " Despicable Me" ). We will also provide you with your own personal martian body guard. They are highly trained and will never back down from a preditor
How will you navigate around the planet?
While you are on the planet you have many options of transportation. We have a bus going around Pluto. But if you would like a fancier way of transportation you can rent a car ( prices vary between $1,000-$1,000,000. You can choose between a mini space ship, or a car. We will put a navigation system in every vehicle which will tell you where to go to get food, gas, etc. We will also have a martian on every corner of the street to help you reach your destination.
What does the surface of the planet look like?
The surface of the plant ( after years of re- modeling ) is now covered in glass. This has made it sturdier for the cars and other ways of transportation. In some areas we have added ice so that our ice skating rinks have somewhere to go as well as so we can get ice for our drinks.
*Pluto was names after the Greek god of the underworld
*Pluto was discovered on February 18th,1930
*Pluto's mass is 13,050,000,000,000 kg's ( 0.00218 x the earth )
* Pluto was discovered by, Clyde W. Tombaugh
*Pluto is considered a dwarf planet, but it is the largest of all dwarf planets