Niels van Rijsbergen For President
If you want some, Niels will give it you
Just look at how beautiful this country is
That's why I want to be your president
I just love this country. It's people, it's country side, it's culture. Its just almost perfect to me. There are some things though that must chance.
Its forbidden to sing off-key in North Carolina
To me that's crazy. You people should be able to sing off-key. Not everyone can sing as well as Beyoncé, that doesn't mean it has to be illegal. I want to chance that. I want all you people to sing your hearts out, off-key or on-key I don't care.
I want you (my voters) to choose a vice-president!
This is the man you want. If you want some, he'll give it you
This guy will protect you with a passion
This man is more experienced than anyone I know. He also knows everything about baskets