New York's Great Uprooting

Massive Migration

Population Now Changed Forever

Yesterday, millions of people have migrated from New York to Alabama. Why did this happen, no scientist can figure it out. Based on rumors, one New York resident guesses this was due to a massive amount of ugly women. Another claims that it was -quote- "due to that darn rabbit." Another eye witness says it is probaly due to " those darn giants losing again." If either of those guesses are correct, nobody really knows. But we do know is that New York's McDonald restaurants are facing a major collapse.
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