Do not Walking Slowly
When there are others behind you!
Walk slowly and I will slowly punch you in the face!
Walking slowly is very inconsiderate. It slows the people behind you down and will not allow them to go on with their lives and get their business done.
For sale!! MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Old people
Old people walking slowly is understandable, but if you're under the age of 65 and completely healthy YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
Young couples
Young couples are the ones who walk the slowest which is super annoying saying as how there is always a crowd of people behind them, but they do not care because THEY'RE IN LOVE.
Cool cats
Walking slowly is not cool so don't do it! BE A COOL CAT AND WALK FAST! :)
Statistics show that people who walk slowly are more likely to get hit in the face or eaten by a tiger then someone who walks like a normal human being.