Do not Walking Slowly

When there are others behind you!

Walk slowly and I will slowly punch you in the face!

Walking slowly is very inconsiderate. It slows the people behind you down and will not allow them to go on with their lives and get their business done.

For sale!! MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

Statistics show that people who walk slowly are more likely to get hit in the face or eaten by a tiger then someone who walks like a normal human being.