For Sale- Everlasting water

Asking price: $150,000!

Do you want to live forever?

It's a simple question, really. Who wouldn't pay, even $150,000 to live eternally?
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For sale now at Treegap!

Information about our product

Some people would laugh and scoff and say that it's a scam, but it's real! If you still don't believe us, come and see us feed it to a dog, and watch as it doesn't die, or even get hurt when we shoot it! Dog advertisement is at 4/7/1881 at the park in Treegap, ends at 8:00. If it doesn't work, come to us and we'll solve the problem!

Water is guaranteed to make anyone, or animal, immortal!