For Sale- Everlasting water
Asking price: $150,000!
Do you want to live forever?
It's a simple question, really. Who wouldn't pay, even $150,000 to live eternally?
For sale now at Treegap!
Three easy steps!
Step one- take your water
Step two
Drink your water
Step three
Become immortal!
Information about our product
Some people would laugh and scoff and say that it's a scam, but it's real! If you still don't believe us, come and see us feed it to a dog, and watch as it doesn't die, or even get hurt when we shoot it! Dog advertisement is at 4/7/1881 at the park in Treegap, ends at 8:00. If it doesn't work, come to us and we'll solve the problem!