Betty Crocker Kids
I spit in almost all 136 recipes Betty made us test.
We learned what things mean, like expired, mold and food-borne illness.
It's important to measure exactly. If you don't, you won't have exact measurements. Duh.
I'm calling the feds, reporting Betty for violation of Child Labor Laws.
If we didn't like it, we just put KIWI in it. And chocolate chips.
I have low self esteem.
Betty has no control, we all use cuss words at each other whenever we want.
Betty cut my hair like this for the party, now people think I'm a boy.
Betty wouldn't let our mothers see us for three weeks. We were scared.
Everyone hates me because I'm Betty's favorite.
She only let us eat the recipes once they had gotten rotten and moldy. I look like Adam Lambert.
I wish they'd invent the friggin microwave, already!