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Betty Crocker Kids
DONNA
I spit in almost all 136 recipes Betty made us test.
PETER
We learned what things mean, like expired, mold and food-borne illness.
LUCY
It's important to measure exactly. If you don't, you won't have exact measurements. Duh.
ELIZABETH
I'm calling the feds, reporting Betty for violation of Child Labor Laws.
CHRIS
If we didn't like it, we just put KIWI in it. And chocolate chips.
RANDEE
I have low self esteem.
RICKY
Betty has no control, we all use cuss words at each other whenever we want.
BECKY
Betty cut my hair like this for the party, now people think I'm a boy.
LINDA
Betty wouldn't let our mothers see us for three weeks. We were scared.
BETTE ANNE
Everyone hates me because I'm Betty's favorite.
ERIC
She only let us eat the recipes once they had gotten rotten and moldy. I look like Adam Lambert.
EILEEN
I wish they'd invent the friggin microwave, already!