Me - My name is Clark Shark. I'm smooth, sly, and I have a big smile with lots of shiny, white teeth. I'm strong, powerful, and I'll protect you from any predators. We can par-tay all night, because I'm more active in later hours.

You - Marti, the long-necked giraffe. You have four long, lean legs that are very elegant and graceful when you walk. Your long, thick eyelashes are always batting at me from across the ocean. Your beautiful spots look like hearts to me. I can see why they call you warm-blooded, because you are HAWT!!!!1