the nefarious, diabolical, and vile
When you leave the room...
No one suspect the puny rodents but have you ever wondered where those small children go or where those random hamster shaped bruises come from? The suspicious hamsters are to blame but when they are in your line of vision the adorable mask goes on but when you leave...well that part has too much gore for our younger viewers.
"Animals List." Fetch My Flying Monkeys. Laura, 29 Oct. 2010. Web. 09 May 2016.
Do you believe me yet?
"Evil Hamster." YouTube. N.p., 23 Sept. 2009. Web. 09 May 2016.
Now that you've been enlightened enjoy this song.
Song Biscuits #11 Audio Only | Secret Life of a Hamster
Song Biscuits #11 Audio Only | Secret Life of a Hamster." YouTube. N.p., 27 June 2015. Web. 09 May 2016.