COME SEE COPPELL TEXAS!
Come see Coppell! It kicks TexASS!
Here at Coppell, we have no attractions. Yup that's right none. This city is probably the most boring City on the face of the planet. Seriously, when you're here, you wish you'd be literally ANYWHERE but here. It's so boring, I'd rather try to cut my arm off with a kite string. I'm being dead serious....
GET AS FAR FROM HERE AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. SERIOUSLY
Frequently asked question....
Q: What can you do in Coppell?