The Usher Mansion
$2,700,000
Looking to own the scariest mansion in town? Look no further.
If you are interested in living without the constant bother of people approaching your property, the house of Usher is perfect for you.
For sale now $2,700,000
Primary Entrance
The house features a wonderfully horrifying entrance that is guaranteed to frighten away pesky kids.
Moat
If you thought this house was scary before, you'll love the natural moat that surrounds the house. If you pay just $2,000 extra we'll fill the moat with all sorts of dangerous critters like alligators and bears with snorkels!
Interior
The interior of the house is complete with creaky staircases and windows that, when wide open, only allow a small amount of light in. This gives the house that comfortable gloom that everybody loves.
Surrounding Property
The surrounding property is filled with bare trees that send a shiver down the passerby's spine. Synergizes perfectly with the fog that rolls in.
Impressive Stonework
The stonework is done in shoddily, so it stands up, but looks so rickety that nobody will even want to get close.
Jutting Turrets
These sharp and aggressive looking turrets provide the perfect spot to look out over your beautiful land and take in the view.
History
The house was built by the Usher's and has belonged to the Usher family for generations. The most recent owner of the mansion was a Roderick Usher who died at the hand of his sister as she took her last breaths. This gives the perfect story to tell your annoying neighbors who keep asking to come over for dinner. This house was featured in the short story "The Fall of the House of Usher" by Edgar Allen Poe giving the house historical significance.
For only $2,700,000 this is a STEAL!
Last Resort Real Estate
Email: lastresortcontact@gmail.com
Website: thelastresort.com
Location: 105 Temperance Street, Manchester, United Kingdom
Phone: 1-800-555-2837
Disclaimer
The doors have been known to blow open during storms, sometimes dramatically revealing something (or someone). Both of the former occupants were afflicted by serious mental diseases.
Credit
This flyer was created by Kyle Zbornik.