Presidential Help Wanted!!
By: Chloe T.
Why We Need Help
We need your help due to presidential issues. We are having an open phone conversation day for anyone that aquire all of the requirements (below), to see if they want to voulenteer to step up and help our economy.
Requirments For Job
- You have to have been born in the U.S.
- You must have lived in the U.S. for the last 14 years leading up to the election.
- You must be at least 35 years old.
Time Span of Job
You will be able to work for 2 years in office. Then, you may be elected for your first time and have your first 4 year term. Then, once your first term is over, you may be re-elected and get a second 4 year presidency term. So, the total amount of time you will be in this position is for 2 years at least, and then possible 4-8 more years.
The Payment is Very Generous
If you accept this job and are exceeding the expectations, then you shall get your paychecks and reward. The yearly payment is $400,000. If you complete a total course of two months (2), then you shall be rewarded greatly and recognized.