Tips for 2nd Grade!

by JT Needham

What to do if this happens in 2nd grade:

  1. Don't sit down until there is the perfect table unless they're your friend. Never sit near a moron.
  2. If you are bullied run away until you lose them (when you mean like lose them we mean like get away from them so far away they can't find you-like the other side of the school.)
  3. When you're bullied at the table, (this won't happen if you do step 1) pretend you need to go to the bathroom.