Cell Membrane Lies to Press About Helping the Cell

Why would he do this?

Out of jealousy of the amazing Golgi body, the cell membrane lies to the press about helping the cell. Without our knowledge, he has been secretly allowing bacteria and viruses to enter illegally.

We are going to be okay!

Despite the cruel actions of the cell membrane, the Golgi body is willing to step in courageously and package twice as many proteins as usual. No need to fear Cellopolis, the Golgi body is here and ready to save us all.