The 4-1-1
by: a cool mom
Regina George hit by bus
My daughter was chilling and then as she was walking across the street, she got hit by a bus! The bus driver was driving at high speeds which should have died from, but she luckily left only with a broken neck. If you can look in the back of the photo below you see me and my sweet ride!! (-: That car ended having tons of blood in it due to Regina's broken neck, so after the doctor’s visit I sold that car. Also thankfully, I blamed this on my husband saying that him leaving Regina and I made her act like this. Automatically, he felt bad and paid in full. Leaving my daughter in a neck brace for prom. #lol
This loser won prom queen!!!! )-:
My sort of beautiful daughter, (recently hit by a bus), DID NOT WIN PROM QUEEN. It's absurd that my bus attracter did not win the title. She had an awesome dress, and had almost as much beauty as me. I mean she did put on a couple pounds, but that's what you get when you don't look both ways before crossing the street. Then get stuck with the average date and cellulite. Amirite ladiezzz????
Mathlete dork wins math thing :/
Not only did this dweeb nab the tiara from my daughter, but she has won this dorky award for realizing "The limit does not exist." Like duh, anyone could say a sentence and win some fancy medal. Does Regina get any medals for giving free fashion advice, no. She does not, and she might be one of my greatest accomplishments... Regina tends to find herself on the top of my failure list. #ToughLove
THISSS ISSS MEEEEE <33 #pretty #swag #flawless
i am so cool and this where u can hit me up lawlllzzzz
im so young and c00lll
i have only had one divorceeeee #beentheredonethat
regina is my best lozer LOL
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