Coffin Nails

They'll Kill You Dude

Bad Stuff Dawg

-Yo Dawg if you smoke your twice as likely to get Coronary Heart Disease
-Homie if you smoke you are twice as likely to get a stroke
-Dawg if your a bro (a man) you are 25 times more likely to get lung cancer if you smoke
-Hey Dawg if your a girl you are 25.7 times more likely to get lung cancer if you smoke.

Even More Bad Stuff You Get From Smoking Man

-Dude! If you smoke you have a high risk of stroke. That's totally not rad.
-Hey! If you burn the cancer sticks you might get lung cancer. That's so not tubular.
-Man! If you smoke there's a high risk of blader cancer. Wicked bummer.
-This one is for all the gals out there. If you smoke while pregnant it may cause a low birth weight. What a downer
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Dude, do you need to quit?

-Hey man if you need to quit there are some pretty chill bros out there ready help. Pretty rad.
-Dude, if you need to quit just get some of that dope gum.

Totally not rad chemicals in cigarettes

-Acetone, uncool bro!
-Butane, wicked nasty
-Carbon Monoxide, way grotty
-Tar, how gross
-Menthol, disgusting