Noble Gases!
I'm so noble!
MAKE WAY!
Make way for your king! The king is on his way with his noble squires Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, and Radon. As your king passes please make sure to thank the squires for great work that they are doing.
Helium
An odorless, colorless, tasteless, non-toxic, inert, monoatomic gas. Exists only as a gas except in extreme conditions. Named for Greek God of the Sun, Helios.
Argon
Third most common gas in the Earths atmosphere
Radon
Radon is radioactive, colorless, odorless, tasteless noble gas, occurring naturally as an indirect decay product of Uranium or Thorium. Its most stable isotope has a half-life of 3.8 days.
Noble Gases
Noble Jokes
Why did the noble gas cry? *All his friends Argon.
I hate telling noble gas jokes, there's never a reaction.