Dont Double Dip
Why double dip? Some people blame the fact that people double dip on greediness. Others blame it on genetics. 100% of people that double dip, die. There was no real history of double dipping. Double dipping spreads germs and makes the dip gross.
Double Dipping Etiquette:
This is Dip
The broken chip
If a chip breaks in the dip, don't use your fingers to get it. Rescue it with a larger chip rescue team.
Double Dip Law
section 1: do not dip a chip into dip more than 1 time. The Penalty for breaking this code is permanent shunning.
Official and unofficial rules
Official: Don't double dip, don't stick fingers in dip.
Unofficial: Basically, don't do anything gross to/with/around food.